Ok it’s been a tough year, and while I don’t want to trivilise or play down the hurt and effect this virus has had in lives one of the greasiest British traits is to laugh and have fun in the face of adversity so I hope you receive this in the spirit it was written and enjoy
Santa Claus is coming to town
Or so the story goes
But Santa isolating this year
What happens heaven knows
The sleigh it has been grounded
Rudolph on Ferlough
We are gonna have a cosy Covid Christmas 🎄
Grandad won’t be coming this year
Too many cases in his town
Sister works for the NHS
So won’t be coming around
It’s enough to turn a saint to drink
But the darn pubs in lockdown
We are gonna have a cosy Covid Christmas
It’s time to get the family around
The monitor on zoom
At least we don’t need emergency chairs
And will have a bit more room.
Auntie Jean can’t unmute herself
And grannies full of doom
We are gonna have a cosy Covid Christmas
My daughter bought some sanitizer
That smells of Christmas cake
Cousin Jenny going out she thinks the whole things fake
She blames it all on 5G masts
Dad says “for heaven sake”
We are gonna have a cosy covid Christmas
We put the tree up in November
Started eating our mince pies
My shirt buttons will soon be popping
With super chunky thighs
Grannies been on the Bailey’s
You can see it in her eyes
It’s gonna be a cosy Covid Christmas
We are gathered around the telly
For the latest John Lewis takes
Piers Morgan’s having a meltdown
Calling everyone snowflakes
And we have all been drooling
Over marks and Spencer cakes
It’s gonna be a cosy Covid Christmas
We all queued up at Asda
Socially distanced obviously
To get our Christmas crackers
Brussels sprouts and cranberry
Now The turkeys in the oven
The tinsel on the tree.
We are gonna have a cosy Covid Christmas
This year is very different
But these challenges we will face
Cos we don’t want the nurses overwhelmed
We want to keep everybody safe
Remembering the baby Jesus
Not forgetting hands, face and space
We are gonna have a cosy Covid Christmas.
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