I wanted to do a nonsense poem In the style of Spike Milligan or Micheal Bentene , I think there is also some Lewis Carrol influence. Bizarrely spell check has played its party in here (even in the title) but I think that adds to the nonsenice so I have left them in.
Mr Hufferty puffin
He likes to huffery puff
And if you know the puffin
One hifferty, is not enough
Mr higferty puffin
Is feeling slightly gruff
It must be hufferty puffin
That makes him feel so rough
Mr hufferty puffin
Is really not that tough
But all that hufferty puffin
Is really quite enough
Mr hufferty puffin
Is speaking off the cuff
He speaks in hufferty puffin
And he’s always in a rush
Horace Archibald Mcguffin
Said enough now is enough
That blasted hufferty puffin
Is enough to make you cuss
But mr hufferty puffin
Is climbing on the bus
He’s run along, he’s off he’s gone
With a wave to all of us